Atheist Seeks Eternal Life
Ten ways an atheist can escape mortality
The other day a friend asked, “Are you afraid that you will miss out on heaven and not have eternal life?” Of course I answered no.
“Then what do you think happens when you die?” he continued.
“Nothing, you just die,” I said.
“Well, I’ll just stick to going to heaven.”
That was it, the end of the conversation.
To assuage those fears I offer atheist some optional answers to the mortality question. Here are my top ten.
- Become a HeLa cell – It’s like being – the God.
- Become a life diamond. (It’s true you can do it)
- Become a conduit for god, write his holy words, it work for Muhammad.
- Become the one to achieve cold fusion; more points if you use psychic energy.
- Become a go auld; they are gods you know.
- Transfer your brain to the Google network, that might be possible sooner than we think
- Become a South Park cartoon.
- Find the fountain of youth.
- Kill that top Highlander dude.
- Just believe that you are immortal; works for my friend.
That’s my list; Help me make it better.
Easier meth recipe creating more garbage
Many of the meth addicts are believers perhaps mostly Christian. It is terrible what is happening to these people. The drugs and the desire to get them at all cost.
Why does their god not help? These people believe in god, pray, and have families who care and pray. Yet they are still lost in the addiction cycle.
Jesus is supposed to make you happy. Right? Why does their god and religion fail?
Neither prayer, Jesus or the 12-step program work. Why do we leave this medical and biological problem to the churches and prayers?
Read full article at The Columbus Dispatch
Why is Sarah Palin Big News?
Sarah Palin, the self proclaimed Maverick is more popular than ever. So much so, that according to The Huffington Post, Palin deserves her own page. Personally I’m sick of hearing about her, even through passive means. Today NPR broadcast an excerpt of a rally speech, where she stated:
“We will stick to our constitution, our guns and our religion, he [Obama] can have the change.”
Now, I’m not going to defend the president; but how is this statement beneficial to anyone?
This woman, as best described by Bill Maher is “a category 5 moron”.
The best testimony to her ignorance is when she mocked fruit-fly research, calling it a “pet project”.
“… some of these pet projects they really don’t make a whole lot of sense and sometimes these dollars, they go to projects that have little or nothing to do with the public good. Things like fruit fly research in Paris France. I kid you not. [Insert mocking here]”
I’ve come to the conclusion that her success is due to the halo effect. She’s pretty, well dressed, christian, republican and on television – therefore she must be – smart, and knows what she is talking about. Wrong, dead wrong; just wish there was a way to break the delusion.
If left to Palin and her puppet masters, America would be full of christian, gun toting, pregnant white women, married to one and only one man, white folks who own at least one slave, god fearing hate mongers who reject science and believe that man lived with the dinosaurs.
Well what can you expect from a woman who reads “all of ‘em”, them there newspapers. Like Charles Gibson, when it comes to Palin, “I get lost in a blizzard of words”.
My recommendation to the Paliners, stop paying , stop attending the rallies/”speeches” and change the channel when her face shows up – better yet turn it off and keep it off; go read something.
Sarah’s special Huffington Post page
Group Challenges Prayer in City Government
The civil liberties group called Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) hopes to make an example of the city of Birmingham. The group wants the invocation, given at the start of city council meetings, removed from the agenda.
Members of the city council feel that prayer is necessary; and say that no one can take away their right to pray. The FFRF, I assume, has no intention of taking away their rights. These people can pray any time they desire; but not as an official government act.
I see additional issues when prayer is forced in government settings. Mixed faiths. At these meetings, officials pray to the christian god, often in the name of Jesus. Certainly these prayers make no reference to Allah, Yahweh, Buddha, or Krishna.
We’ve all heard it said, “it’s the same god.” And I’d bet a million that it’s always a Christian who spouts it. It’s a farce. If not, then let them rotate prayer. Give each faith a spot in the agenda; let each take their turn. That would be fair and fun.
Separation of church and state means all churches, which also implies all religions and all gods.
I wish the FFRF organization much success.
I will arrest the Pope
There is only one sure way to arrest the pope. Catholics must stop attending and supporting the church. No money, no people, no pope. Ooh, if it were just that simple. Or should I say if people would just do it.
